sup all first things first... I DID BEAT U BEN SO SHUSH UP and when i beat u it wasnt raining that much at least not as much as it was after that game so be quiet and lick my balls. ok now that thats done i would like to say the answer to the joke i said in my last weblog. the question/joke i asked was " what can a pizza pie do that a black man cant?" the answer is that a pizza pie can feed a family of four, a black man cant. ok since i aint got shit to talk about today since i was sleeping this whole day i would like to jus go straight into my next joke:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PICTURE OF JESUS AND THE REAL JESUS? the answer will be on my next weblog adios...

sup my peeps hows life going wit all of u. first off i'd like to say im srry i beat u in handball yesterday ben dont worry its only a game and u will get better at it sometime and if u guys want to see his site its www.xanga.com/philichino37 so go on and visit his corny site. well obviously i cant tell u how my day went since its 6:47 in the morning but what i will tell u is that yesterday i ended up playing hand ball wit my friends (whipped bens ass) while it was raining harder then if daffy duck was spiting right in ur face. now u guys may or may not believe this but frankly i really dont care. i kno what i saw and what i saw was a homeless lady getting butt naked right in the courts in order to take a shower wit the rain. luckily the hb courts were big so she had her space and we had ours. it was more disgusting then picturing Oprah Winfrey naked on a hot summers day. well thats basically it and if u dont believe me then go ask my friend at the web address i wrote above. well im done for now l8er.

P.S. heres a joke for u: WHAT CAN A PIZZA PIE DO THAT A BLACK MAN CANT?

the answer will be on my next weblog visit my site again if u want the answer. peace

sup all this is my second day of my xanga site hope u like it. i've decided to say a joke everytime i write on these weblogs. they are going to be long jokes that will hopefully get me some eprops so have fun and read my dam joke. here it goes:

there was this guy that was in college and this guy really liked a gurl he would always see in his classes. it turns out that she ends up askin him on a date. right now hes thin king hes the luckiest man on earth. the date was supposed to be scheduled on saturday at 7:00pm. now there was this party on friday night at 10:00pm he decided to go and have a couple of drinks and hang out wit his friends. turns out he ends up drinking more then any person in that party. next day he wakes up with the biggest hang over along with the biggest stomach ache ever. he finds out that he accidentally drank some colon blow which for those of u who doesnt know cleans out ur system or in other words makes u shit alot. so now he doesnt know wat hes gonna do since he got a date tonite. He decides to wait it out and see how he feels in the night time. when the date arrives he decides to go since hes feeling alittle better. they decide to go to a nice fancy restaurant and throughout the date hes farting because of all the colon blow he drank. through out  the date he keeps either farting or going to the bathroom. finally he decides to not go to the bathroom anymore but that was a big mistake. he ends up completely shitting on himself but luckily the gurl doesnt notice.after the restaurant  he decides to go to the gap real quick and buy some pants and a shirt. since the train had a bathroom in it he decided to change. he took of his pants, cleaned his butt up, thru the pants out of the train, and looked in the bag  that he had from gap. the bad thing is that inside the bag all that he found was the shirt.

well i hope those 2 or 3 minutes was worth ur while adios got to go to sleep

Sup all this is my first entry and im askin that u all dont criticize until ma site is done. id like to thank the man that helped make my site nice which is my good friend eric (thxs man). today wasnt to bad a day, i did alot of good things for example i owned my dad in handball and i also went to a met game (they played the marlins). after that i got home and had a subway since im tryin to lose alot of weight. If u havent seen a fat man jus picture cartnab and thats exactly what i am, a fat smart talking kid only alittle taller. well im outz its already 4:00 peace.